Do you know that terrible feeling you get when you are sort of with someone? When you know that your feelings are stronger than theirs? When you have that feeling of doom and gloom over your head all day? When you know that they are out of your league and you are just like why the fuck do you even want to have sex with me? Yeah, that’s me right now.
After having sex four times in less than 12 hours: “my intentions are more than just hanging out…”
Yeah, thanks for that?
You know you are dehydrated when you dream about drinking all of the town’s water supply and want more.
I would tell you, but there is no way you would believe me.